Inspiration on shop shelves

Just to prove to you that inspiration can be found anywhere, look what I found the other day.  This is a card found on the shelves in a well known supermarket;

I love it!  And I just had to buy it.
Seriously, what is it?  A short story, at least, could be written about what you think this is and why it's there and just what it's up to.  Maybe even a novel could spring from it...